The 1st of April

I woke up early on April Fool`s day & wanted to play a joke on some friends. Some sms` which were sent out :

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Where r u ? We are already waiting for u at the dimsum shop for bfast. Don`t tell me you forgot or are late again ?

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We are otw to your house. Hope you are ready for bfast & us

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W%$#@ gave birth yesterday. Twin boys ! I couldn`t believe it myself until I went to see last evening.

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Hey, where r u ? I`m oredi at IOI Mall waiting for you for our midnite movie.

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This were mostly targetted at people who forget appointments anyway except for the baby joke.

One which got me was :

Have you bought the latest Cleo magazine ? It`s got the 50 most eligible bachelors. My bf is there.

When I responded, she said it was contestant no 51.......mmmmmm.

The other was from one of my victims regarding a screwed up report....that was a low blow Licia......