Friday, January 25, 2008

Pet peeves

I hate golf & golfers. Worst environmental damagers. These jokers only care about their game & it doesn`t matter how much is flattened or remoulded to permit them playing. Most of the golfers I met also have some personality disorder or attitude problem or think they are superior to others. Yea rite, you are dumber than most actually.

Gym bunnies. Mostly coz they are insecure & only care about themselves. i have a friend who is a gym instructor and he says that he only needs to HINT that their calf needs a lil` more work to drive them into an exercise frenzy. Crazy buggers.

Folks who have kids but don`t really like kids. The silliest of silly. Jabbing your willy into your wife and praying she won`t get pregnant isn`t going to help. Esp if it happens more than once. Then they start abusing their kids and cursing them at the slightest inconvenience. I know of a chap who complained that his arm was tired when he was carrying his newborn in the hospital , only to pass the baby to his just-delivered wife to carry. Gosh.

Renault cars.....the ugliest cars around. I`m not sure about their engines longevity but the cars are butt ugly. Really. Now you know why the 2nd hand ones are so dirt cheap. People own renaults for silly reasons...one of them being they support the Renault F1 team.

Married folks who let themselves be run by their wives. Eeeeks. These folks let their wives make all the decisions for them and dare not talk back. One chap I know doesn`t talk back coz his wife can out-talk him and also he doesn`t want to be deprived of free sex. Desperado limp-wrist.

Cats & dogs which misbehave. Stupid cats which came uninvited to my garden & dogs which bark incessantly are a menace. I blame the pet owners. Dumbasses.

there`s more but i`m too bz now.

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